Bye Bye Blogger! i miss you :(

dont woorrry. i will have an archives section soon (:

my past - your studies!

have a nice analysis of my life young folks!

BYE!

I FFEEL VERY UNHEALTHY! T_T

Im deleting this blog soon for it is boring!!!

OMG I HAVE PROBLEM IN PARAGRAPHING IT!

maybe livejournal or wordpress (:

i update step ppl read only..

It irritates me soo much laa.

when they got functions.. they expect us to come..

Sume pergi but i refuse to go! i dont care man!

kite organize functions, HABOK! MANE MUKE DIORANG?

dont expect me to come to support you laaa fag!

Anyhoos, song of the month (;

bye suckers!

BABA KHAIRUL

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!

I MISSED OUT MANY CLASS OUTING!

SHEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHH!

JUST NOW, SO SWEET OF MY DADA-S! (EVD MATES)

TO DROP BY AT MY STORE..

DIORANG TAKNK BELI AIR.. TSK! HMPH!

THE BEST PART WAS:

KHAI: EHH, APRON AKU BAU PUKI!!..

KHAIREE: KAU PERNAH BAU PUKI? BAU PUKI MCM MANE?

KHAI: MACAM NI!!!! (I TENYEHHH MY CHEEBAI-SMELLY APRON ON HIS FACE)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHAIREE: SIAL KAU!!!

DEN AHH! HAHAHA.

KHAIREE: EHHH DO AT AQIL!!!

Aqil was stoning or, perhaps engross listening to the convo among the clann, i suppose?

ME: AMEK KAU!!! SMACKKKK!!

DEN AHH! AQIL FACE TURNS CHEEBAI!

he give the cheebai expression!!! hahahahhaa!

tsk tsk tsk.. haahhaha

den I SPRAY DKNY DELICIOUS YOU KNOW ON MY APRON!!!

sexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!! the smell laaa. not me!

DEN AH! THEY SAY THEY WANT TO GO OUT FOR SHEEESHA YOU KNOW!!!

I FELT SOOOOO IRRITATED SIAAAKKK!!!

BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM!!!

KHAIREE AND HIS BULL FROG CRAP!!!

I DNT CARE!!! SHEEEESHAAAA NEXT OUTING OKAY EVD 09'!!!

HMPH! LATER MY THROAT CRY AHHH!!

OMG!!! SOOO MUST READD!!!

..

AND AQIL IS SUCH AN ASS!!

HE AHH!!! HE HAVE A BIG BLOODY GREEN FFROG KEY CHAIN ON HIS BAG!!!

IM GOING TO SLAUGHTER HIM INTHE NEXT RITUAL ^^y.

YOU KNOW! I LIKE TO PINCH PPL'S CHEECK!

DEN AHH!!! IM THE VAMPIRE AND AQIL IS THE PRIEST YOU KNOW!!!

I PINCH HIS FACE (VAMPIRE SUCK BLOOD)

AQIL SHOW THE FROG KEY CHAIN! BABI!!! (PRIEST FLASH THE CROSS)

I JUMP OUT FROM THE SPOT! TSSSKKK!!!!

on a lighter note!

despite the fact that im chinese, indian, java and java..

i look highly upon peranakan culture you know!

to me, its is suuper unique!

THEY GOT MANY DELICIOUS DIESHES!!

BABI PONTEH!!!

AND GOOD THING IS: THEY HAVE NO FROG DISH!!!

OHMY OHMY DADA!!!

i want to marry a si beh chio nyonya okay!!!

WORK WORK WORK

Its great to work, but however..

from the effect of June 6.. im resigning..

its a great experience working as a starbucks barista..

had a slight disagreement with YODA! -.-

My parents disagree of me working as they dont see the point of me working..

and fair enough.. they can still support me..

(WAIT TILL I KIKIS KIKIS THEM FOR CAMERA AND A NEW LAPTOP

[ should i get apple or acer :/] ohh well..) THEN THEY KNOW!!

i will miss working soon and nevertheless the fabulous partners!!

Talking bout work..

YOU KNOW! THE ICE MACHINE.... P . M . S !!!!

dulu biler takde ice. TAKDE TEROS!

SKG!!! WUAAHHHH!!! PELAHAB!!!! MUNTAH ICE!!!!

last time hor. the machine ahh very stingy. like manupores like that! dont want to produce ice!

NOW! HMPH! SHORT GUN SIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! full nk mampos!

ANYHOOSSS.. im browsing thru the net on far east orgnsnt.

MY DREAM IS TO WORK THERE..

but do they accept enviroment designers?

:I MUST QUICKLY RUN LIKE PREGNANT CAT KANA SCARE BY MANANANGGAL

TO MS SWEE HONG AND ASK HER!!!

I SOOOOOO WANT TO WORK IN FAR EAST ORGNST LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

THERES A KID IN ME!

ALIN AND I

US IN THOSE DAYS

Alin's photgraphy.

Alin's photography.

Khai's pic. hehe

HALLUU!!

ITS satu ++ in the morning..

i need to build up on my portfolio..

soo. me and alin, teeeheee (:

want to join the asian geog photography challenge.

AH! LAUGH LAAAAA!!!

LAUGH AS LOUD AS YOU WANT!

UNTIL YOU DIE, I DNT CARE!

on a lighter note: SEE YOU IN HELL! light what!~ light light!

you dont believe me? hahe..

okok.. ppl might think that im kidding bout this koz my skill sucks.

and i dont own any dslr or wthevr!

you think i got no lobang isit? I GOT BIG LOBANG WITH BIG FONG SHI YOU KNOW!

OF COURSE YOU DONT KNOW ONE!

okok.. great photos, nice scent attract me you know!

AND + NICE FOOD (trademark-soon-to-register)

Haiiyerr.. i miss listening to MJ12 with my cousins siaa.

i remember we had popcorns + play card games + MJ12-ing!

ehh! YOU KNOW WHAT! I EAT POPCORNS LIKE EAT RICE YOU KNOW!

hahahahhaa. thats what they said.

okok. going to bed already!

bye bye! *and wish me luck* hehheehe

MY FATS, MY HAIR AND MY PI SAI WANTS TO CRY T_T

MAMBANG HANTU YOUUUUUUUU!

once upon a frog time arnd few days back, i sashay on my way back home as penunggu rumah(mader!) dah kall!

it was late at night tho lali says the night is still young -.-

arnd 11 plus.

i walk under the block 227 the alaaa you know the street soccer court there. ah! near there la.

it was sooo silent you know!

all that im able to detect from my kuping is CRICKETS..

so i decided to *ehem*TESTING*ehem* my preety voice koz of SPORE IDOL MAH!

hahaha no laa..

hehehe. then i konfidently sing THE WHITE ONE IS EVIL - ELLIOT MINOR!

half way shiok shiok ah suddently got a mumbling from nearby distance.

ALL MY GOOSEBUMPS ROSE 90 DEGREE SHARP, cn cocok ppl!!

MY FATS SUNKEN IN and i feel soo colddd... tho theres no wind and quite stuffy -.- (oh koz i got no more fats mah.. SHRINK!)

BUT TRUE!

i dare not turn to the place the sound was heard.

i quicken my pace and walk like those ama did the breeezee walk in the morning in the sports stadium! HAHAHA! but my hands are by my side laaa.

alamak! suddently ahh i heard a bottle rolling on the floor. the sound like that ah.

then ah. i turn my head 180 degree like SUZANA the ghost! and

yyeeek elehh!!!!

APEK MABOK!

TSK. potong stim je aku nyani!

oh well. then as a good fillial son and citizen.. i ignore it laaa.. abeh?

if i tegor den he mabok and bukak pancak silat amaciam?

nooo. you should understand one! my mom say, ppl's buisness is ppl's buisness and my buisness ppl's buisness also!

yeaa.. get the picture or not?

lesson learnt: apek should be home by 10!

and NO MORE DRINKING FOR APEK!

AND APEK CANNOT SCARE KHAIRUL NEXT TIME!

...

ANYWAY!

As you guys know. i love perfume sooo sooo much till im willing to die of suffocation when i smell perfume!

and i fell in love big big with CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!

THE SMELL ah!

ohmydada!

THO ITS A FEMALE PERFUME!, TWO FUCKS, WHO CARES!

LIKE, hamba allah created female perfumes to attract males and create male perfumes to attract female..

and im attracted (:

and i tell you one!

IF AN OLD SAGGY WOMAN WEARS CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART AND A TEEN WEARS BRAND X PERFUME,

I WOULD GO FOR THE SAGGY WOMAN SIA!

WHEN GO OUT WITH HER, I CAN SIMPLY PASTE PARIS HILTON'S FACE ON A PAPER BAG AND PUT IT ON HER FACE!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

that turns me on!

*khing* THATS HOT! *khing*

haisss. whatever it is. i dont care what ppl will say and think koz im going to get a

CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!

HI KHAI!

MABOK MABOK MABOK~!

WUAH! HENSOME PER!

QALQAL! HAHAHHAA

*asthma*MUAH*asthma*

HI KHAIREE!

HI JAMINE HIHI (:

STIM KEPE BANG?

see! how good they were! always do work correctly!

our studio

HIHIHIHI (:

OHH! BEILE IS GOING OFF U_U

HI AYU!!!

PENUNGGU!

PENUNGGU DAH MENDAK!

PENUNGGU DAH BINGET!

HAPPY EH! TENGOK MEATSPIN!

TSK!

INCREDIBLE GIRL!

NAK TENGOK BADANG?

i ever wish to be born in the late 70's and early 80's

:/ i d k why..

MADER OF BIG BOOTY BOY!

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