MY FATS, MY HAIR AND MY PI SAI WANTS TO CRY T_T

MAMBANG HANTU YOUUUUUUUU!

once upon a frog time arnd few days back, i sashay on my way back home as penunggu rumah(mader!) dah kall!

it was late at night tho lali says the night is still young -.-

arnd 11 plus.

i walk under the block 227 the alaaa you know the street soccer court there. ah! near there la.

it was sooo silent you know!

all that im able to detect from my kuping is CRICKETS..

so i decided to *ehem*TESTING*ehem* my preety voice koz of SPORE IDOL MAH!

hahaha no laa..

hehehe. then i konfidently sing THE WHITE ONE IS EVIL - ELLIOT MINOR!

half way shiok shiok ah suddently got a mumbling from nearby distance.

ALL MY GOOSEBUMPS ROSE 90 DEGREE SHARP, cn cocok ppl!!

MY FATS SUNKEN IN and i feel soo colddd... tho theres no wind and quite stuffy -.- (oh koz i got no more fats mah.. SHRINK!)

BUT TRUE!

i dare not turn to the place the sound was heard.

i quicken my pace and walk like those ama did the breeezee walk in the morning in the sports stadium! HAHAHA! but my hands are by my side laaa.

alamak! suddently ahh i heard a bottle rolling on the floor. the sound like that ah.

then ah. i turn my head 180 degree like SUZANA the ghost! and

yyeeek elehh!!!!

APEK MABOK!

TSK. potong stim je aku nyani!

oh well. then as a good fillial son and citizen.. i ignore it laaa.. abeh?

if i tegor den he mabok and bukak pancak silat amaciam?

nooo. you should understand one! my mom say, ppl's buisness is ppl's buisness and my buisness ppl's buisness also!

yeaa.. get the picture or not?

lesson learnt: apek should be home by 10!

and NO MORE DRINKING FOR APEK!

AND APEK CANNOT SCARE KHAIRUL NEXT TIME!

...

ANYWAY!

As you guys know. i love perfume sooo sooo much till im willing to die of suffocation when i smell perfume!

and i fell in love big big with CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!

THE SMELL ah!

ohmydada!

THO ITS A FEMALE PERFUME!, TWO FUCKS, WHO CARES!

LIKE, hamba allah created female perfumes to attract males and create male perfumes to attract female..

and im attracted (:

and i tell you one!

IF AN OLD SAGGY WOMAN WEARS CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART AND A TEEN WEARS BRAND X PERFUME,

I WOULD GO FOR THE SAGGY WOMAN SIA!

WHEN GO OUT WITH HER, I CAN SIMPLY PASTE PARIS HILTON'S FACE ON A PAPER BAG AND PUT IT ON HER FACE!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

that turns me on!

*khing* THATS HOT! *khing*

haisss. whatever it is. i dont care what ppl will say and think koz im going to get a

CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!