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2009-05-27T23:09:00.002+08:00

Bye Bye Blogger! i miss you :(

dont woorrry. i will have an archives section soon (:

my past - your studies!

have a nice analysis of my life young folks!

BYE!

2009-05-27T22:18:00.002+08:00

I FFEEL VERY UNHEALTHY! T_T

2009-05-24T13:29:00.003+08:00

Im deleting this blog soon for it is boring!!!

OMG I HAVE PROBLEM IN PARAGRAPHING IT!

maybe livejournal or wordpress (:

i update step ppl read only..

It irritates me soo much laa.

when they got functions.. they expect us to come..

Sume pergi but i refuse to go! i dont care man!

kite organize functions, HABOK! MANE MUKE DIORANG?

dont expect me to come to support you laaa fag!

Anyhoos, song of the month (;

bye suckers!

BABA KHAIRUL

2009-05-21T00:56:00.006+08:00

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!

I MISSED OUT MANY CLASS OUTING!

SHEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHH!

JUST NOW, SO SWEET OF MY DADA-S! (EVD MATES)

TO DROP BY AT MY STORE..

DIORANG TAKNK BELI AIR.. TSK! HMPH!

THE BEST PART WAS:

KHAI: EHH, APRON AKU BAU PUKI!!..

KHAIREE: KAU PERNAH BAU PUKI? BAU PUKI MCM MANE?

KHAI: MACAM NI!!!! (I TENYEHHH MY CHEEBAI-SMELLY APRON ON HIS FACE)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHAIREE: SIAL KAU!!!

DEN AHH! HAHAHA.

KHAIREE: EHHH DO AT AQIL!!!

Aqil was stoning or, perhaps engross listening to the convo among the clann, i suppose?

ME: AMEK KAU!!! SMACKKKK!!

DEN AHH! AQIL FACE TURNS CHEEBAI!

he give the cheebai expression!!! hahahahhaa!

tsk tsk tsk.. haahhaha

den I SPRAY DKNY DELICIOUS YOU KNOW ON MY APRON!!!

sexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!! the smell laaa. not me!

DEN AH! THEY SAY THEY WANT TO GO OUT FOR SHEEESHA YOU KNOW!!!

I FELT SOOOOO IRRITATED SIAAAKKK!!!

BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM!!!

KHAIREE AND HIS BULL FROG CRAP!!!

I DNT CARE!!! SHEEEESHAAAA NEXT OUTING OKAY EVD 09'!!!

HMPH! LATER MY THROAT CRY AHHH!!

OMG!!! SOOO MUST READD!!!

AND AQIL IS SUCH AN ASS!!

HE AHH!!! HE HAVE A BIG BLOODY GREEN FFROG KEY CHAIN ON HIS BAG!!!

IM GOING TO SLAUGHTER HIM INTHE NEXT RITUAL ^^y.

YOU KNOW! I LIKE TO PINCH PPL'S CHEECK!

DEN AHH!!! IM THE VAMPIRE AND AQIL IS THE PRIEST YOU KNOW!!!

I PINCH HIS FACE (VAMPIRE SUCK BLOOD)

AQIL SHOW THE FROG KEY CHAIN! BABI!!! (PRIEST FLASH THE CROSS)

I JUMP OUT FROM THE SPOT! TSSSKKK!!!!

on a lighter note!

despite the fact that im chinese, indian, java and java..

i look highly upon peranakan culture you know!

to me, its is suuper unique!

THEY GOT MANY DELICIOUS DIESHES!!

BABI PONTEH!!!

AND GOOD THING IS: THEY HAVE NO FROG DISH!!!

OHMY OHMY DADA!!!

i want to marry a si beh chio nyonya okay!!!

WORK WORK WORK

2009-05-20T00:03:00.004+08:00

Its great to work, but however..

from the effect of June 6.. im resigning..

its a great experience working as a starbucks barista..

had a slight disagreement with YODA! -.-

My parents disagree of me working as they dont see the point of me working..

and fair enough.. they can still support me..

(WAIT TILL I KIKIS KIKIS THEM FOR CAMERA AND A NEW LAPTOP

[ should i get apple or acer :/] ohh well..) THEN THEY KNOW!!

i will miss working soon and nevertheless the fabulous partners!!

Talking bout work..

YOU KNOW! THE ICE MACHINE.... P . M . S !!!!

dulu biler takde ice. TAKDE TEROS!

SKG!!! WUAAHHHH!!! PELAHAB!!!! MUNTAH ICE!!!!

last time hor. the machine ahh very stingy. like manupores like that! dont want to produce ice!

NOW! HMPH! SHORT GUN SIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! full nk mampos!

ANYHOOSSS.. im browsing thru the net on far east orgnsnt.

MY DREAM IS TO WORK THERE..

but do they accept enviroment designers?

:I MUST QUICKLY RUN LIKE PREGNANT CAT KANA SCARE BY MANANANGGAL

TO MS SWEE HONG AND ASK HER!!!

I SOOOOOO WANT TO WORK IN FAR EAST ORGNST LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

THERES A KID IN ME!

2009-05-19T00:59:00.005+08:00

ALIN AND I

US IN THOSE DAYS

Alin's photgraphy.

Alin's photography.

Khai's pic. hehe

HALLUU!!

ITS satu ++ in the morning..

i need to build up on my portfolio..

soo. me and alin, teeeheee (:

want to join the asian geog photography challenge.

AH! LAUGH LAAAAA!!!

LAUGH AS LOUD AS YOU WANT!

UNTIL YOU DIE, I DNT CARE!

on a lighter note: SEE YOU IN HELL! light what!~ light light!

you dont believe me? hahe..

okok.. ppl might think that im kidding bout this koz my skill sucks.

and i dont own any dslr or wthevr!

you think i got no lobang isit? I GOT BIG LOBANG WITH BIG FONG SHI YOU KNOW!

OF COURSE YOU DONT KNOW ONE!

okok.. great photos, nice scent attract me you know!

AND + NICE FOOD (trademark-soon-to-register)

Haiiyerr.. i miss listening to MJ12 with my cousins siaa.

i remember we had popcorns + play card games + MJ12-ing!

ehh! YOU KNOW WHAT! I EAT POPCORNS LIKE EAT RICE YOU KNOW!

hahahahhaa. thats what they said.

okok. going to bed already!

bye bye! *and wish me luck* hehheehe

MY FATS, MY HAIR AND MY PI SAI WANTS TO CRY T_T

2009-05-17T12:03:00.005+08:00

MAMBANG HANTU YOUUUUUUUU!

once upon a frog time arnd few days back, i sashay on my way back home as penunggu rumah(mader!) dah kall!

it was late at night tho lali says the night is still young -.-

arnd 11 plus.

i walk under the block 227 the alaaa you know the street soccer court there. ah! near there la.

it was sooo silent you know!

all that im able to detect from my kuping is CRICKETS..

so i decided to *ehem*TESTING*ehem* my preety voice koz of SPORE IDOL MAH!

hahaha no laa..

hehehe. then i konfidently sing THE WHITE ONE IS EVIL - ELLIOT MINOR!

half way shiok shiok ah suddently got a mumbling from nearby distance.

ALL MY GOOSEBUMPS ROSE 90 DEGREE SHARP, cn cocok ppl!!

MY FATS SUNKEN IN and i feel soo colddd... tho theres no wind and quite stuffy -.- (oh koz i got no more fats mah.. SHRINK!)

BUT TRUE!

i dare not turn to the place the sound was heard.

i quicken my pace and walk like those ama did the breeezee walk in the morning in the sports stadium! HAHAHA! but my hands are by my side laaa.

alamak! suddently ahh i heard a bottle rolling on the floor. the sound like that ah.

then ah. i turn my head 180 degree like SUZANA the ghost! and

yyeeek elehh!!!!

APEK MABOK!

TSK. potong stim je aku nyani!

oh well. then as a good fillial son and citizen.. i ignore it laaa.. abeh?

if i tegor den he mabok and bukak pancak silat amaciam?

nooo. you should understand one! my mom say, ppl's buisness is ppl's buisness and my buisness ppl's buisness also!

yeaa.. get the picture or not?

lesson learnt: apek should be home by 10!

and NO MORE DRINKING FOR APEK!

AND APEK CANNOT SCARE KHAIRUL NEXT TIME!

...

ANYWAY!

As you guys know. i love perfume sooo sooo much till im willing to die of suffocation when i smell perfume!

and i fell in love big big with CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!

THE SMELL ah!

ohmydada!

THO ITS A FEMALE PERFUME!, TWO FUCKS, WHO CARES!

LIKE, hamba allah created female perfumes to attract males and create male perfumes to attract female..

and im attracted (:

and i tell you one!

IF AN OLD SAGGY WOMAN WEARS CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART AND A TEEN WEARS BRAND X PERFUME,

I WOULD GO FOR THE SAGGY WOMAN SIA!

WHEN GO OUT WITH HER, I CAN SIMPLY PASTE PARIS HILTON'S FACE ON A PAPER BAG AND PUT IT ON HER FACE!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

that turns me on!

*khing* THATS HOT! *khing*

haisss. whatever it is. i dont care what ppl will say and think koz im going to get a

CLINIQUE HAPPY HEART!

2009-05-16T13:32:00.004+08:00

HI KHAI!

MABOK MABOK MABOK~!

WUAH! HENSOME PER!

QALQAL! HAHAHHAA

*asthma*MUAH*asthma*

HI KHAIREE!

HI JAMINE HIHI (:

STIM KEPE BANG?

see! how good they were! always do work correctly!

our studio

HIHIHIHI (:

OHH! BEILE IS GOING OFF U_U

HI AYU!!!

PENUNGGU!

PENUNGGU DAH MENDAK!

PENUNGGU DAH BINGET!

HAPPY EH! TENGOK MEATSPIN!

TSK!

INCREDIBLE GIRL!

NAK TENGOK BADANG?

2009-05-16T10:40:00.003+08:00

i ever wish to be born in the late 70's and early 80's

:/ i d k why..

MADER OF BIG BOOTY BOY!

2009-05-12T23:34:00.005+08:00

i felt uneasy lately!

my hair grown longer in a short period of time!!

i got stomach cramps all day thruu..

and each minute, after consuming the F-CUP COOKIES!it grows bigger and bigger!

and im ashame to face the world (koz its soooo pointy & sharp!!!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i like taking pics in class!

all 51 of us are veerrryy on one!!

best coursemates till date!

ANYWAY!!!!

story of the week:

as you know, today i have no com.d.i one!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

we lepakk ahh!

then khairy and aqil was uber fascinated about this website!

and asked mira and i to watch it siak!

we blurbigcock laaa abey!

then ah..

when in the studio!

ben and i pester khairy to open the website that he ask me to go

so, beyond curious!

mira and i enter the site laaa.

fuck!

we got shocked of our life one sia!

then when i look it again, this time comes with th music!

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

MEREPEK! HAHAHAHAA!

SOO FUNNY LAAAA!!

the composition of the music against the _________

DOPE SHIT LAAA!!

go watch!!!

www.meatspin.com

ABANG ABANG DAN KAKAK KAKAK EVD!

2009-05-11T02:43:00.003+08:00

*CLASSIC*

AND flinda looks like jowie hor!!!

omg its FLINDA! hahaha! hi haeqal HIHI!

ORIGINAL ONION NOSE!

BANG HUR! BABI SIA! HAHAHA

HI KAK MIRA and AYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Alloy-SI-us! bloody tengek! hahahaha

meow khairee meow meow!

hahahaa.. wth?

A! BangKAI!

52!

A-QyLLLL!!!

HI HAEQAL! HI HI!!

Tak cute laaa!

HAPPY UMI HARI!

2009-05-10T23:46:00.007+08:00

i dont know what to buy for mami's day!

so as i walk, got the chanel's perfume promotion

15% discount if im not wrong.

intended to buy the coco madomisellezxxzx (dont know how to spell)

BUT MOM GOT MANYAK MINYAK WANGI YOU KNOW!!

escada, dkny, clinique, anna sui, body shop, hugo boss, dior,

AND MINYAK ATAR!!

so .. i decided to get mum a lipstick since her bobby brown nearly finish.

got her a chanel rouge allure! teeeheee (:

and the colour fairly matches her skin tone

bahhh! gtg now and do my archi drawingzxzxzxz!

SIBEH SIAN!

but i like it hahaa!

-____________________________-

2009-05-08T22:05:00.004+08:00

MY APOLOGY!

whatever it is. i hate that dude!

i may type a fucking long post just to satisfy my revenge but whats good outcome cn it lead to?

true what pumba and narty said..

i will lead my life with my love ones and ignore those who treat me like a dog

aku dah penat kene pakai...

2009-05-04T03:15:00.004+08:00

KHAIRUL CAN FEEL THAT HIS FATS ARE FLOATING AROUND THE ROOM RIGHT NOW OMG! have you guys ever expirience like you are semi concious? if not, go get a life.HMPH!

IM SOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EXHAUSTED LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

just got back from work..

Tuesday is submission date and i've not done any ANY! ESSAYS! 3 essays to be done! haisssshh!!!

khai, tak gune kalau kau ade babad! Kerana walhasil, kau akan mati siang! nneeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! T_T

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, I BORONG SATU STARBUCKS. HEHEHEHE! (:

MELT MELT MELT!

2009-05-02T00:43:00.000+08:00

SOOOOO CUTE SIOL!!!

RED -KHAI

YELLOW - AGNES MONICA <3

PUBIC HOLIDAY!

2009-05-01T23:31:00.006+08:00

and HAPPY 17 TERBERANAKDAY *asthma*matrep*asthma*!!

his accidenntally bornday was on monday! but haiyooor! this guy ah, nrv tell me

one! so i d k. BUSOK HATI AH!

GOOD EVENING SINGAPORE

awsome day out with nart sulo.

- is just that my feet is too big! haisss :(
lots to share. lazy to type!

AHHA!! mayybeee i shall post video every time heh!

k, khai is bullshitting..

anyhoos. i got fuckloads of assignment to do T__________________T

till then..

and ohh. me and nart saw this lady with fuck long of armpit hair :$

2009-04-29T23:54:00.003+08:00

I woke up late today. 8.20am!!

took a cab!

E.R.P IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!

YOU KNOW! I WAS CHARGED $8.90!!

HALLO!! HALLO!! $DOLLERS NOT RM8.90!!

From simei to temasek poly only you know!!

there goes my allowance T___________T

i wont be shocked if next time in future, there will be the E.R.P gantree infront of the lift.

no, better still infront of your house.. sooo if each time you passby the thing goes ting!! ( 1 loler!)

why not put infront of your bedroom door?! soo each time yr parents want to get in, they need to pay E.R.P! and also infront of the toilet! soo next time in the morining they cannnot be kiasuu and fight over the toilets (not my fam) or betterstill put the gantree infront of your bed right! so next time must pay E.R.P before sleep!

2009-04-26T23:26:00.003+08:00

KPAK KPAK KEBING KEBING!

Hi, and the lady below is my classic 80 plus plus + + year old grandma!

i love her bkoz she can cook the best ayam kicap and sayur asam in the whole wide

world! and she is wonderful koz SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!

SHE SCARE THE FATS OUT OF ME!

Can beat aunty peanut one! koz aunty peanut dosent know how to speak english!

SEE!! i think through out the whole 28 cucu-S she have, i think im the most irritating and the most cekik darah one! hahhaaaha!!

because i like to ask her personal question one, she always advice me not to have mataer in this age, so i ask her back, mak kenal ngn yayi umor brape? biler mak punye 1st mataer? mak dulu lawa?

IRRITATING KAN!!!

soo, she will always roll eyes at me! T_T
so and i roll back at her loh!

but, as a fillial grandchild, i always sit and chit chat with her one..

about school, indulging myself and making her jealous with good food! HAHAHHAAA!
shes the best buddy to talk to when i came across family problem like uncle ahmad pffft! surface!

Ilove you mak!

Ohh! this is the most gay-iest cousin anyone could ever have! hahahhaa!

she rock my undies!

and we love tikos!

Andd ahh! this is alfin, mak kau! pbg sak dekni!

MAKAN MAKAN MAKAN!

PERANGAI BUDAK GEMOK SAK!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW KHAIRUL!

2009-04-26T22:05:00.003+08:00

Happy diberanakkan hari nadiah!

I will always love you!

must be touched one right!

of course!

Pumba! lame tak nampak kamu..

i had an awsome weekend ~!

2009-04-24T23:07:00.004+08:00

One - Missing in action

Two - Place honey at the peak

Three - got to know that you've lied to me.. Ooh yea. at first, i did terase but come to think about it again, i dont give two fucks.

readers, thus i conclude that friends shouldnt be my first priority..

one, i'll give you the treatment you deserve. the way ive been treated

two, i shall just prioritize other stuffs then you.

dont be amused if i were to by past you in campus next time, allright?

i'll be the mosquito buzzing around..

three, dont get mad if i were to lie to you someday..

A - Z happened w/o my acknowledgement..

its okay.

im cool (:

YES! soon, no more callings or texting from me..

ive made new friends in poly and pyss mates rock my undies and i have truckloads of other friends to concern about.

2 fucks for supporting you

2 fucks for being there for you all these while

and last 2 fucks

for trusting you all these while..

2009-04-23T22:14:00.006+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NADDIAH!

today's plan to suprise naddy was a whole mistake!

after class, planning to meet up with sha to suprise naddy (w/o telling sha the initial plan)

sha didnt turn up.. fed up and went back home..

gave up and phone naddy.. looks like shes in no mood.

i think i have made naddy feel more sad.

trying too explain the situation but was rejected -_-

the qn now is: WHERE SHOULD I KEEP KIKI?

___________________________________________________________

ABI babe cheer me up (:

convo with her:

23/4/2009	10:06:17 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	:D
23/4/2009	10:06:18 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	hahahhaa
23/4/2009	10:06:30 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	omg! abigail is horny!
23/4/2009	10:07:08 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	FUCK YOU -.-
23/4/2009	10:07:12 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	:0
23/4/2009	10:07:13 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	PFFTS
23/4/2009	10:07:18 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	T_T
23/4/2009	10:07:24 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU ANYMROE :\
23/4/2009	10:07:39 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	ok, i will wait for you if tmr nvr die!
23/4/2009	10:08:03 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	some mosquito is buzzing
23/4/2009	10:08:26 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	hah? i heard tiny screamings? WOW! Where does it come from?
23/4/2009	10:08:45 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Gosh, it so noisy - HITS THE MOSQUITO WITH A BASEBALL BAT
23/4/2009	10:09:18 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	OHH MY DADA!!! THERES A COCOROACH IN THE DRAIN........ roach1roach2
23/4/2009	10:09:36 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	its soo irritating
23/4/2009	10:09:38 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	it
23/4/2009	10:09:39 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	wanna
23/4/2009	10:09:47 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	GAWD, THE MOSQUITO IS GETTING NOSIER & NOSIER
23/4/2009	10:09:51 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	I SHALL JUST IGNORE IT
23/4/2009	10:09:53 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	ask me to help HER out
23/4/2009	10:10:04 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	ok, go die to the roaches!
23/4/2009	10:10:16 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Lol
23/4/2009	10:10:20 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	we should so blog about this convo
23/4/2009	10:10:21 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	hahah
23/4/2009	10:10:31 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	HAHAHAHA! OHMY! THE ROACH CAN TALK!
23/4/2009	10:10:37 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	god forbid me!
23/4/2009	10:10:39 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	hahahahhaa!
23/4/2009	10:10:43 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	I PEACE OUT ALRE YOU STILL WANT LIKE THT
23/4/2009	10:10:45 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	FINEEEE!
23/4/2009	10:10:53 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
23/4/2009	10:11:12 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	okok, mosquito surrender its wing!
23/4/2009	10:14:24 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	i wonder if that roach have finish her eating?
23/4/2009	10:27:09 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	EHH BYE
23/4/2009	10:27:11 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	GTG
23/4/2009	11:02:56 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	STHINKING MOSQUITO
23/4/2009	11:02:57 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	HAHAHAHAH! BUZZ BUZZZ IM BACK
23/4/2009	11:03:02 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	lOL
23/4/2009	11:03:03 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	LOL
23/4/2009	11:03:06 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	ehh roachy!
23/4/2009	11:03:12 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	you online?
23/4/2009	11:03:24 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	no im not online
23/4/2009	11:03:29 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	how can a roach possibly online? scratching head
23/4/2009	11:03:33 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	you talking to the air
23/4/2009	11:03:39 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	:0 amazing
23/4/2009	11:04:54 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	yahh
23/4/2009	11:04:57 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	and it hate you btw
23/4/2009	11:05:28 PM	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	WUAH! must M1M2M3 roach1roach2!!!!!!! A.S.A.P!
23/4/2009	11:06:23 PM	Abigail; Truths {twinny is loved (: }	KHAIRUL ASHRAF	PFFTS

2009-04-22T22:17:00.003+08:00

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY HANZALA-HHHH!

you are soo big now but thin!

if smoking is not yr cup of tea...

whoa!! you can have legal sex already..

TEEHEE (:

SLEEPING IN SCHOOL IS THE BEST THING ON EARTH!

TIDAK BOLEH TAHAN NAPSU!!

2009-04-20T03:31:00.005+08:00

SCHOOL STARS TOMORROW!! ( I mean later)

I cant wait!! my heart dap-dup-dap-dup you know!!!

Haizsss.. I missing T02! and 4E5!

HOPE LAAA DEY! pray hard my classmates gooona be the gerek plus pandai one!!

Mood: exhausted (from work)

sleeppyyy

bloated (i, today, become cik pah *tong-samPAH* you know! i ate all the HALAL mark out food)

you know why, KOZ MY NANNY SAY:

REZEKI TAKMO DI TOLAK!!

later all those potatoes will cry, butter lettuce and all the cheesecake-S will cry!

WHO WANT TO COMFORT THEM ONE?

:/ MY STOMACHHH ALSO! THEY CRY, I EAT SOO THEY WONT CRY ONE, RIGHT?!

CORREECCTT!!!

My stomach also will.. NOOO! I MEAN CRY ALREADY!!!

later if i kana batu karang how?!

ehh got link one you know! eat alot lead to batu karang ( cockles inside the stomach one)

ask doctor laaaa..

sooo, i must bekal my perot for tmr one!

WOOHOO! I CANT WAIT WAIT WAIT FOR TMR!

*Jumpps likke muhhd alli!*

ok, gd night koz i need to restore all my potential energy one

tmr, I PROMISE YOU I WONT BE WELL...

i will snooze snooze snoooze in the morning and then

throw the alarm clock into the washing machine and then!!!

BATH LIKE HIPPOPOTIMUUSU!

Then to school

and act blur cock!

ok, bye wa mau tydo lei!

SPEED OF SOUND - Coldplay

DEZAIN campu

2009-04-18T14:44:00.007+08:00

AND I NEED A HAIRCUT, BADLY!

YL and i

Fahmi, Hafir and Syam

having his hair treatment -_-

Taaadaaaa (:

SYAMSIAH!!!!!!!! HALLO HALLUU HELLO!

IM BACK FROM CAMP!

camp was outrageously fun on the last two nights!

i was impressed by how they turn the whole design school

into a haunted house whoow! oh well it was fun koz i faught with the ghost!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

eh. i lazy to update uh.. no mood!

school will be starting soon!

WOOHOO!

anyhow! im missing T02 BADLY!

how i wish they were my classmates T_T

I think, i will quit my job by end of this month as to grant my mom's wish..

Syammy! do see this!

SYAMSIAH SEBOK!

2009-04-15T02:13:00.002+08:00

uuurrrgghh!

im blooody lazy laa to go for the camp tmr!

ehehehhee! i skipped today's orientation d(^-^,)b.V

since last week i miss out the freshman orientation camp koz of working,

My plan was: SLEEP LIKE A PIG THRU OUT THIS WHOLE WEEK!

but nooooo! i cannot...

WHY?

got camp! Wed - Fri

60% -tired laaa.. 40% excited..

today went out with aqidah and watched the unborn..

okaaaay laaa for a horror show.

but the best part is cathing up with jordan and deepan!

WOOHOO!!!

i get to know that zhen zhao is also in my course!

sooo slamat ah! got company!

EHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM LAZZYYY LAAAA TO GO FOR TMR!

still need to pack samore! tsk, haisss!

2009-04-14T14:53:00.002+08:00

AHH! i miss NPCC :'(

im missing nazeeeha, amir amalina (the hantu gigi that one) and i

teasing zikri GEYLANGG!!

haiss.. and jason and rachel too..

more haisss :'(

shall meet up soon sayang-s!

2009-04-13T03:09:00.003+08:00

And just now got a mother-daughter fight in the bus.

ssumpah irritating and naggy laaa..

eeeeee. lucky my mom not like that siak..

Some say: do it, go for it!

Others say: Kau biar btol?!

caught in the middle, yet again!

pfft!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !

KEMURUNGAN

2009-04-12T00:24:00.004+08:00

Im getting fatter T_T

and whiter.. *khing*

HAPPY TERBERANAK DAY ELMO KU SAYANG!!!

2009-04-05T23:50:00.016+08:00

Happy 17th babe!

-elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo-

K, now i shall start my story!

last saturday, i alert my presence at MY-aishah-elmo-bdae-picnic-cum-party-at-MB!!

Sooo.. i came with han, zazu, din, Minah rep, farah, faris and izzxzxzxz! ah! and also the alysaa

keeeeeemaak! My virgin step on the grass patch is very turn off!

its very muddy! ironically, when i sat my eye upon coming to the scene,

EMY SHAMIMI WAS RUNNING LIKE OLYMPIC

RUNNER GOLD MEDALIST!!!

trying to catch the broken string kite!

and when i reached there: FOOD GALORE!!!!!

sumpah aku tak akan mati kelaparan atau jady

hungry ghost apabila mati kelak...

then ahh! i eat eat eat, must pamper my stomach one mah!! see laa..

till how it turns out know! swee ahh seh!

Den i lepak with linda and all ahh koz i miss her mahh! long time no see!

now she big oredi one!

and koz we miss each oother right, so we decided to go back to memory lane!!

Sooo ah! we decided to play bubbles! koz im scared of balloons, they force me to death to play bubbles!

then rigth, i pluck all my courage and blow like hell and sooo cute, the bubble was shapped and float gently in the air.. whaaa soo romantic right?

NOOO!! VERY STICKY ONE YOU KNOW!!!

K, while i was playing bubble with my dearest lynddy.. din, faris and iz was flying their maha besar kite! but actually not their laaa. its MY aishah one! theyall kaypo only!

See i told you one! you guys dont know how to fly a kite! MACAM PAHAM ONLY!!

suddently right, my cute bubble-S caught saifool's and izzharool's eyes and they run like

OLYMPIC RUNNER-BUT-CANNOT-BEAT-EMY!

to my place! seee, they all very the kaypo kiak one!

then ahh! the below picture right, since they were mesmerized by the way i blew bubbles, they phone emy to stop racing in the Olympic and come to the scene and watch the pro blow bubbles! (lynda takmo terase pro eh, pro tu aku!)

see, when calling emy, din still happy watching me blow bubble one! IM SOO TOUCHED!

izzarul, muke takmo nk try to faham how i blow bubble cutely! ahahaha!

And soon after, emy came with her pepek face! tsk tsk tsk, kesian emyku! haisss..

ohh, and din was soo elated that he got a chance to see me blow bubbless!!!!

*jump up high like kangaroo-cum-punch the air like muhammad ali*

Andd ohh, emy came in first with her hands up in the air... soo fast run here run there! tsk tsk, kau makan ape nie hari hari?

Sincetheyall idolize me, what else can i do laa kan?

tak caye?

EVEN ZAZU *asthma* matrep *asthma* wanna take photo with me!

sooo, i call all the people near me to take photo at the same time koz, im a bit busy man yea, cnt waste time taking one by one, right? of koz correct!

WUUAHHH! tak mahu kalah, ambil sampai dua kali leii!

Then ahh! this farah insist of taking photo with me, despite being rejected! haiss..

WELL, how busy i can be, i still very humble mah!!

soo i took photo with my biggest fan laa, soo this time speSIAL one, at the water park..

she cry on the floor dont want to stand up koz i didnt wanna take photo with her!

(k, thats a lie!) aku nye pasal ahh nk bohong! .... abeh?!!

Ohh well, im soo good in blowing bubbles that din turns into gay to kiss me to show his gratitude koz i taught him the correct techniques on HOW TO BLOW A BUBBLE!

But too bad ah din, im no gay!! hahahaha!!

TOOO BAAD AH I LVOE ASIHA! EMLO AOLT TNEH YOU DO SUCKER!

and liyaaaa.. pls ehh, mukestopit ehh! kau nk tiop siape? tze tze fly? just admit mine is better then yours heh! h hmph!

proper post tmr

2009-04-05T01:43:00.006+08:00

Risyahh! Happy 17 birthday!

F.Y.I :

I had fun today!

I hate being in the middle..

Im thankful to have such a great companion like you!

You are my great listening ear during ups and down.

gossiping was our usual routine.

nowi can feel that we are drifted apart gradually

Im busy too U_U

I miss us.

you.

2009-04-03T11:24:00.006+08:00

Plus this song!

I'll doze off at workplace when these songs are tuned! hahaha! kk, thats a lie!

and i miss watching kepak bing bing! ghahahahahha!

im in school library right now and the girl at the back is wearing DNA Identity printed tee! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! MEREPEK NAK MAMPOS SIAL!

And i have this instinct that the library security gurad is against me! ehehehehee! because that time in library mandeep argued with him and we laught to his clumsyness.. each time i step my foot in the library, he will give me this pissed expression..

and girls wearing hot pants in school is very disgusting. whats there for you to show?

not in school lahh dey!

OKOK! I Shall not procrastinate no longer and shall make my move now to the mosque!

so long suckerrs!

ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU!

2009-04-02T17:09:00.012+08:00

First April Two-thousand and Nine.

Meet up with the usuals and went to shisha

im elated to see all of us..

and happy birthday to my beloved ones:

AQIDAH LIYANA AND SITI FATIMAH RUSLI(2nd april -_-)!!

They were not pretty much exuberant for their big day as i was expected

fad was unreachable..

she was sleeping when i tried to reach her..

soo cnt be blamed. by default -_-

the room was filled with pure craps and nonsense

i gave ema the lucid rational behind musang berjanggot! AHAHHAHAHAA!

nart made her way home early T_T and nart, remember this: we always love you

after puffing our lungs out, we were left aimlessly..

had mac to satisfy our hunger.

and the enviroment there was bizarre!

it was filled with GAYS AND GAYS!

and martin was our main topic. hahahaa!

after which, liya-S went home.. :/

ema's plan was to hang arnd bedok reservoir park but from the practical point of view,

the plan is not very promising as syafik lives in jurong west..

leaving us to stop at clark quay..

ghost and local bands interupted our thoughts.

we had a plain talk about that.

and have a safe journey home (:

thank guys, i had a nice day..

And Aisyah ELMO!!! I LOVE YOU! HAPPY BRANAKKANNAKPINAKDAY!!!

2009-03-26T20:39:00.010+08:00

Today:

school -_-

met nart and sisqa

balek

tydo.. ZZZ

Schoolmate laura and a MANANANGGAL BEHIND US!!

k, muke tak perlu

Temasek Polytechnic Design School toilet (:

Super Creative :D

IF I POSE, KONFERM GOT FONG SHUI ONE!

BORED

BORED + (gay siak muke)

BORED

BORED + (Classic per muke)

2009-03-23T00:49:00.009+08:00

HAPPY BERANAK DAY KAKAK IIFAH!

i love you babe!

_____________________________________

AND TO THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

FUCK YOU!

ANOTHER CATEGORY INTO MY HATERED LIST:

SOMBONGKAK KIAK!

EEEEEEEEEEE! I Hate ppl with Attitude, step

gerek, attention seeker and so SOMBONG MAOT!

2009-03-22T11:50:00.002+08:00

I DREAM OF FREDDY KRUGER!! Ö

Youll Be Safe Here - Rivermaya

LnL + Boring Johore Trip =_='''

2009-03-18T23:09:00.006+08:00

I SIMPLY LOVE LnL!!

Headed dwn to mediacorp with adlin, sisqa, nart, haeqal, this minah tudong, and this-buisness-

study-group-to-be-student and I MET DENISE KELLER!!

- HOT SIAL!!!! -

ARRRGGHHH!!

MELT MELT MELT!!!!!!

BUT! SHE IS SUPER SHORT LAAA! -_-'''

and the best part of LnL:

MOSHING!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!

nart drowned in the pit, i stood there laughing at her hahaaha! beh this one gentleman pick up THE FALLEN ANGEL! HAHS!!!! -(*^*,)-

sisqa kana whack siak! tsk tsk tsk!

kesian mama milo aku T_T

nice meeting haeqal, minah tudong, adlin (again haha) and the buisness study group stndt.

crazy bus rides

SISQA! this is only pic of you yest in my phone ^_^

yg laen terdelete?

_______________________________________________________________________

JOHORE TRIP WAS A TOTAL MADNESS!

I GOT ANGRY ALL THE WAY

I WANT PURE CARAMEL FROM COFFEE BEAN NOW CAN?!

2009-03-15T12:32:00.004+08:00

I AM SOOOOO PISSED!

YESTERDAY'S MOOD WAS RUIN BY A STUPID PRANK CALL!

I WAS BUSY AT THAT MOMENT

PHONE DIDN'T HELP MUCH AND RINGS ALL THE WAY

I ANSWERED

STRANGER: @%^&%^#$%$eafdc (dont know what the hell, speaks in tamil)

ME: SORRY?

STRANGER: !@#$%^&%^$%$dfgf (dont know what the hell, speaks in tamil + in angry tone)

ME: MAY I KNOW WHO IS THIS?

STRANGER: IS THIS THE SINGAPORE INDIAN CASKET COMPANY?

(+ Giggling at the background )

ME: KEPALE BUTO FCKYOU!

AND IM SURE YOU GUYS DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NEXT!

AND WORK SUCKS KOZ I VOIDED 66 TOASTY CHEESY BAGEL T_T

40% and sorry mon.. you need to write a report..

2009-03-10T00:23:00.006+08:00

OH NOO! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL BOSS? HAISSS..

I'LL UPDATE YOU GUYS IF EVERTHING GOES WELL OKAY!!

I KNOW YOU ALL VERY KAYPO-KIAK ONE!

BUT NEED TO WAIT ONE HOR!

AND FINALLY I'VE CLEARED 2 CDS!!!

JAPANESE

PSYCOLOGY OF CREATIVITY!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOO LONG SCKERS!

2009-03-08T12:34:00.003+08:00

sorry nad

sorry farah..

2009-03-06T00:41:00.004+08:00

jika anda sedih: tunjukkan kesedihan mu

jika anda marah: tunjukkan kemarahan mu

jika anda gembira: tunjukkan kegembiraan mu

DAN

jika anda malu: tunjukkan kemaluan mu!

WTH?!

IM HAPPY! (:

Finally japanese is OVER! HALLO HALLO!

-O V E R-

and i passed my psycology test :D :D :D

-A-

FATIMAH RUSLI got me hooked up with this song!

BAKA!

2009-03-04T19:00:00.000+08:00

Temasekku Poriteknikku

2009-03-03T16:41:00.007+08:00

Halluu~!

TODAY WAS FUN + FAST!!

planned our skit and then:

CAMWHORE!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

SEE SAYANG! I LOVE YOU!!!

ANYWAY! TODAY WAS MY VIRGIN KISS WITH MY SAYANG!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

2009-03-02T20:04:00.002+08:00

yesterday outing!

lazy to update

FUN FUN FUN!!!

-IM TIRED-

okay bye (:

Starbucks Expirience

2009-03-02T00:34:00.003+08:00

Halu!

im exhausted!

YESTERDAY WAS HELL IN STARBUCKS!!!!

It takes one customer to ruin my day, TOTALLY!

T_T

Once upon atime:

1) i didnt turn up for 2 weeks,

2) i was deployed to pos reg,

3) I HAD TO FACE THIS ONE CUSTOMER!!

sheesh!

First he questioned me for ALL THE FOOD IN THE PASTERY CASE!

second he ask me what type of food should he eat on the rainy day -_-''

DEN! after i suggest some food, HE ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN FOOD!

WTH!!

The worst thing is that, It drag soooo long till the que stretches soo long!

on that point of time, i feel like crying sial!

den he asked bout the drink : "what drink do you have?"

i feel like slapping myself!!!

i explained to him, we have a variaty, from tea to coffee.. hot and cold, bla bla bla..

first he asked for a caramel frappucino, den to raspberry blackcurrent.

when i key in his order, HE CHANGE HIS MIND!

he made his decision:

FINALLY!

RESPBERRY FRAPPUCINO BLENDED CRM

WITH NO ICE!!!!

I KHAIRUL ASHRAF, AM SOOO PISSED!

but this is part of what working life is (:

i love allen hor!

2009-02-25T23:28:00.004+08:00

Halu~!

Let me introduce to my GAY PARTNER!

HAHAHHAHAHA!

NAME: ALLEN

AGE: 18

SIZE: CHIKKII

TYPE: MODEL

PRICE: PRICELESS

He is the most handsome guy i ever met, and we are meant for:

EACH OTHER <3>

I treat him to la senza!

Ohhh! bernita!! sorry that i betrayed you! is just that me and allen are meant for each other!

HAHAHAHHAHA!

BUT!

Allen can't do smtng that MY TRUE HERO CAN DO!

(:

Went to my store to buy some thing (sheeesh!)

pos reg partner: mai

Vday Cookie

TAIK PUNYA BUDAK (me)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Starbucks 20%

i love my store

2009-02-25T08:26:00.006+08:00

Ohnoo! i cant resist it any longer!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Cute right!!!

i love the song!!!!!!! hahahahaha

whateverso, IM PO! hahahahahah!

im bored siaaa.

2009-02-24T01:20:00.002+08:00

Bloodyhell bored now!

MEETING MAMASAN this saturday!! hhahahha! after work, straigh away to waterfront!

2009-02-21T22:24:00.001+08:00

WOW! sooo much for a friend!

2009-02-16T00:10:00.002+08:00

FUCK SIA! ahhhh!

i nvr post up schedule!! how how how!!! now no work for me this week ='(

any kind souls dont wanna work this week? change with me pls!!

poly started! jeng jeng jeng!

this week busy.. 9am - 5pm ( most of the day )

tmr wanna rush to work to update my schedule, DONT CARE!

and..

THANKS NANA FOR THE DINNER (:

LOVE YOU MORE THAN I COULD <3

2009-02-14T15:51:00.004+08:00

i gave everything it needs in friendship..

but why in this period of time should my friends leave me.. (k ahh maybe not as close as we use to be)

you may think that im overhyper and whats not..

but now i can only rely on minority..

those who are long lost came back and those who are glued to me, torned apart..

CHEEBAI LAA! I hate this kind of things sial!

where are all the callings? NO MORE SIA!

is not that i ego or whad laaa. i where got ego before??

some of you guys shldnt be guilty k, koz its just time that we need..

for now, who im left with shall i bite them and never let go (:

ahhh fuck! drop the topic!

ahhhhh! shit laaaa! im weak in this!!

ehh ppl, dont ask why im not close with _________ (insert yourself)

KOZ I FUCKING DO NOT KNOW OK!

2009-02-14T14:33:00.004+08:00

HALU~!

goddess of east coast park beach: rahmamuthu chandrapa.. HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

I LOVE DPA!

Khai and yan shan!! ooohh i love this girl..

i may scared of frogs, but not lizards and roaches! HAHAHAHHAHA! and you dont wanna mess with me! hehehehhehe (:

Claire Ohh Claire (:

I LOVE WORKING IN STARBUCKS~!

YOU KNOW i love interacting with the customers..

some customers ah. they blur cock one you know!

starbucks expirience) 1(fiqh): hello mam, can i have your order?

customer: i would like to have a small (Tall) ice shaken tea.

fiqh: ok, soo would you like passion tea or zen tea?

customer: errmmss.. venti pls.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

hahahhaha.. wth?!

sooo cute right!

also ahh.. i love doing closing you know! can sapu all mark out food. enjoy it <3

then ahh

can enjoy caramel drizzle on cheesecake with chocolate sauce..

along with iced white mocha with 3 pump caramel syrup (:

YUMS!

'i love cleaning up the store too ^-^,

but the worst thing is.. cleaning the glass window.

koz

...

......

THE BLUE CLOTH IS CHEEBAI SMELLY ONE!!! @#$%^*!!!!!

A, B, C and Z

2009-02-13T00:51:00.006+08:00

A, B and C are best friend!

A and b met in sec 1

and C sooon joined in sec 3..

Z is my npcc senior...

the thing here is..

for all i care, i hate C! why am i that stupid and be her babu! let her copy my homework in the morning.. and yes.. i love the moment when the whole class detest her! WOOHOO... she did MANY wrong doings.. i dont want to ungket uh. but helllooo .. B yang kutip kau, YES KUTIP! and change others' perception bout you sia.. seriously i mind uh Z are now close to you and you neglect B.. i felt that Z and i are drifted apart sia.. and when YOURE BORED! YOU GO AND FIND B! EHH KAU PIKIR KAU BNYK PUNYA BIG PE! huh?? nk pilih mane satu kau nk! ehh! B ADE FEELINGS OKE!

ehh seriously ahhh.. i just want you to GIVE back whats B'S.. its nt yrs.. neither is hers. it is her parents nye. soo plss laa ehh.. return whats NOT YRS!

I know! after this.. Z confirm goonna be mad.. i am prepared. yea.. BARK FOR SYMPATHY AHH FROM Z AHH!.. i dont fucking care man..

if you put A,B OR Z LIFE'S in danger, you gonna get it from me! you may think that i may be a piece of fat scum.. YOU ARE WRONG! look may be deciving eh!

2009-02-08T23:11:00.004+08:00

Okhay! im tired! wanna catch some sleep..

whoa! tmr school 8.20 - 5.30.

work from 7 - 12 ( BAR TEST!! )

WISH ME LUCK SUCKERS!

NIGHT

Its getting on my nerves.. from tits. i hope it wont grow to tumor.. im afraid for myself.. hope nthg bad gonna happen to me.. INSYAALLAH.. AMIN .. yea.. made up my mind and i wanna consult doctor abt my health problems.. going on thursday..

Killin Me Softly - The Fugees

2009-02-08T00:33:00.006+08:00

Im back..

from fishing.. with my senior, d/no d zul, muhammad. his girl aishah and ya his brother abdillah

GEREK!

i thought that i can live life as simple as possible but many things went wrong..

1) I HATE SITI AND GO AWAY FROM MY LIFE!

2) SORRY pumba! i know i should filter my say.. not to let other ppl know.. how stupid can i be.. yea.. im the root of misunderstanding..

Aqidah. i need you now.. take me to that place of retreat. its nice being there with you.. the atmosphere made me remain nonchalent.. i need to be there now, with you..

2009-02-07T01:18:00.004+08:00

ZZZ...

HAH? WHAT? TEMASEK POLY? ^^ v

YES!

First day was preety much.. in lala land (:

got proposed 1 time T_T

propose to a girl, ALSO ONE TIME =D

then ahh! today ahh.. hmss. ahh!! got matrics card..

SOOO! When will you guys be getting it?

tiara, yan shan and i gotten already!!

jealous right! MUST BE!

kk. big deal uh? NOOO..

koz

I LOVE PLAYING *HINT-HINT* *POKE-POKE* WITH: KHEO YAN SHAN + VICKY!!

I MISS LAAA!

2009-02-04T12:08:00.011+08:00

YOHA~!

AISHAH AND NADIA is loved..

Thanks to you! LOUDSPEAKER is gone!

AIZAT!

IDIOT! NVR GO TO TP ESIGN SCHOOL!

AREA 9 & 10 NPCC UNIT

PYSS NPCC IS LOVED.. ESSS NPCC? not in my dictionary..

CELIA

I D K WHY BUT I MISS YOU I MISS YOU I MISS YOU SUCKER!

KHAI~

MANANANGGAL!

SCHOOL!

- CLASS IS A BLAST! I LOVE E5!

My hearbeat siaa

AMSYAR SIOLZXZZXZXZ~

ohh and thats baby -G! always brag about his golden teeth! pfft!

- SOCCER (CHAMPIONS~!)

i miss Abby and Pauline

Not forgetting marissa and azzi!

whoa! this minah rep CLASSIC

I MISS US!

- REUNION NIGHT

SHIKIN SAYANG!

TEMASEK POLY RAWK~!!

TUTION

....

.....

PICTURE OF THE DAY!

Baybe Pumbak! hmph!

2009-02-03T03:11:00.006+08:00

TP --> COFFEE CLUB --> STARBUCKS R2 -->

STARBUCKS OF <3

Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome Awsome (:

Awsome X 7!! whoaaa! dah penat! tak lei angkat!

anywayyyy (:

we had argument..

IIFAH SAYANG! hehehhee this is what we call espresso shot.. hahhaha! she called it macchiato.. (how i know! coffee club call it macchiato what!)

khai: aku part time barista.

iifah: NOOOOO!! ( CONFIDENT MAMA!!) Barista is only for girls.

khai: O.o HAHHAHAHA! then why do we(starbuck's partners) clock in as baristas??

Work today was Awsome (:

Ya ALLAH! I INSAF ALREADY! yeaaaa.. pardon my mistakes pls... (:

FREAKY FRIDAY!

2009-02-01T23:11:00.006+08:00

AH-HOY!

FRIDAY:

Suprise PUMBAK! HAHAHAHA! She screams her tiny lungs out.

I know you miss me one!~

thats why i visit you!

HMPH!

Pumba and Teeemon~

PUMBAK! how many time must i tell you not to angkat yr ketiak! BACIN OK!

Thanks to Chine Ciplak! hmph!

I Know I know! my face CHEEBAI ONE! hmph! soo what!

and HI DADA AND BALIBALI! You guys are Awsome (:

2009-01-30T01:51:00.005+08:00

anyhow! yest outing was superb! HAHHAHAHAH!

I HAD FUN SIOL! LAUGHING OUR ASS OFF!

AND OHH! TODAY TOO (:

WAS WELL SPEND WITH FARAH, ZUL AND SYAHID!!

AANNNNDDD DARLING-S!! MEETING YOU GUYS SOON!

This Saturday OKE!! morning morning will i make my way to pyss!! whaaaaa! cant wait to see my darling-s! all wendy, sam, de yuan, yng tzer, danial, songjie..

ehh! must take photos one oke!!

I MISS PYSS NPCC!!, infact Area 10 uhs! koz @ bedok view i miss many ppl lei from joella to babooneh to kevin and many more.. den uh, they rocks siol! also from bedok town!! gerek siak! hope to meet up soon k, the SYF team o6'!!

so much of an eclipse!! hmph..

2009-01-27T01:44:00.003+08:00

TODAY UH! I THINK RETRIBUTION DAY FOR ME LEI!

SI BEI RETRIBUTION DAY! HARRR!!! !@#$$%^%!!

I SOOOO WANT TO WITNESS THE GERHANA MATAHARI YOU KNOW!!

KK. I TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

1) on the mrt platform.. i was walking towards the yellow line when the mrt arrive.. then ahh! got something small bump into me WITH HUGE IMPACT! hhaiyoooorr! den ahh she waited impatiently you know!! at the yellow line there..

as you know my mouth.. nt that i sengaje being rude or smthng but terlepas ckp..

i say ahh! OHMYGOSH! SOOOOOO KIASU ONE!.. den ahh.. that woman ah with curly hair didnt take the train with me lei.. i felt bad sia..

ohh well~ cant blame me! its fated the she dsnt want to take the train what!

nt my fault! hmph!

sooo here it goes.. retribution~!!!

haiyoooo!! i was curious over eclipse.. samore leii!! its known to be the best eclipse ever koz the moon covers 80% HALLO HALLO!! 80% OF THE SUN!!

i reached store early to study the recipes..

then ahhh! the vacinity is dark you know!! sooo i was like! ECLIPSE!!!

i quickly go to the back room and place the beverage resource manual at the rack and RUN LIKE KIASU OUTSIDE WITH GREAT HOPE TO WITNESS THE ECLIPSE..

then i run run outside.. i saw ppl taking pictures.. im soooo excited..

THEN AHH, GO OUTSIDE AH! MY FACIAL EXPRESSION

L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y

CHANGE YOU KNOW!!

HELLO HELLO! WHERES MR SUN?!!!

BLOODYHELL THE SKY SCRAPERS BLOCK THE MAGNIFICIENT VIEW

T_T

I SOOOO HATE SUN!

2009-01-26T14:31:00.004+08:00

I WANT TO MEET BUFFY SUMMER!!

Was awaken by mom's tigeress voice!

Mama: ASHRAFF!! BANGOOON!! DAHH KOL 10!!

Me: ahh! 5 min 5min ...

(toss and turn toss and turn + kick wall..)

skali ah mama enter my bed with hinger!! want to smack my buttock i think..

sooo.. i ran away in terror and managed to escape..

- bored

SOOOO! i watch la ms swan, buffy the vampire slayer and many more you know!

and im happy! today i'll be doing closing! with HUDAA AND AFIK! soooo.. i wont be onlin-ing!

okok! gtg bye suckers! and i miss farah!

2009-01-22T23:42:00.013+08:00

Cintanya Agong hor!

work work work :)

met isya muhd + lil khal and syafie

now im back one!! hahs!

and extract form nad's post! hoho (:

all said was true (: but she missed out one thing!

NAD IS THE MOST SOPAN-EST GIRL WHOM I EVER MET!

things that i WILL remember her for LIFE :

- she can't eat mc spicy by its own.. ahahahaha! cute right!!

- her english is wayyyyy tak boleh beat one! hmph!

- and the britney spears thaaang was her first virgin expirience. HAHHAHA!

- AND AND AND ALWAYS scare the hell out of me!! taught she colour me at the PM!! scared sooo i kall her ah.. :)

____________________________________________________________________

ANYWAY!!

chat with ahmad aizat..

i want to borrow his school mag.. (and here is our convo)

Aizat says (12:31 AM):
cnt!!!!
wakakakaa

Aizat says (12:32 AM):
sape suroh tk amek!
haha

Check yes KHAIRUL! are you with me. hahah says (12:33 AM):
baik lah budah pandai.. saya tidak mengapa.. mahupun bergitu saya berasa sikittt kecewa sahaja.. tidak menngapa ornag bijak lestari

Check yes KHAIRUL! are you with me. hahah says (12:34 AM):
HAHHAHA!!!

Aizat says (12:34 AM):
hahahaa!
WTH!!
bile kau nk
besok ke ape aku pass kt kau ar

Check yes KHAIRUL! are you with me. hahah says (12:34 AM):
wokey +D
besar kamu tadahkan.. nilu saya mengambil! eh?

Aizat says (12:34 AM):
HAHAA

Aizat says (12:35 AM):
aku lupe

Check yes KHAIRUL! are you with me. hahah says (12:35 AM):
hahhaa!
ahh gtu gtu uh..

Aizat says (12:35 AM):
sekecil2 nilu kau curahkan, sebesar stadium bukit jalil aku tadahkan!
HAHAHHAA

Check yes KHAIRUL! are you with me. hahah says (12:35 AM):
HAHHHAH!
LOL!!!!
SIAK JE!

im ending today's post with this cute video.

like 3yrs ago i've last watch this clip (: enjoy

2009-01-22T00:45:00.005+08:00

BOOOHOOO!!

stomach ache laa :(

Day out with sisqa was awsomely awsome (:

had my vaccin injected! hahs! EHH MAMA! aku tak taakot one laaaa..

then ahh! kesiann my poor sisqa.. i went to work while she dont know stray alone dont know where to.. poor you.. hahs! took a couple of pictures.. her father pick us.. headed home (:

nt finish!!

BAPAK SISQA F1 DRIVER SIOL!!!

Always - Bon Jovi

2009-01-19T20:51:00.009+08:00

TYPHOID VACCINATION

Ahh! tmr im going for the jab after work, i guess..
funny how mama(din) thaught that im scared of injections! hmph!!
UNFAIR!! MAMA DONT NEED A JAB AND I NEED. WHAT? HE ALSO WORK IN FnB WHAT?! PUMBA AND MOON ALSO!! ohh sun, cant be bothered..

gelare to din!! MAMA, I MEAN!

How can a big body builder like, me! HALO! HALO! ME!! scared of injections? walaaoo! memalukan kaum kaum khairul aje! hahaha. talk much. later on the day i scared. ahhaha.

NO! OK! im not scared.. hehehe!

today was well spent for tetaarah..

had interview and most of the thing went well! all the best.

hope you get your long-impian-in-vsc!!

ahh! met hira too.. awsomely awsome! all the best for your hair show babe! and that hand shake. hahah!

headed down to orchard for job hunting!

hope that coach or tod's will call tetarah soon.. haha.

excited for her..

HAISSS!!! DUDOK PAT RUMAH, TV ROSAK. DUDOK DALAM BILEK TV KENE ANGKAT!! SHEEESH! hmph! i soooo miss: ISTERI UNTUK SUAMIKU.. HAHAHHAA!

ohh suhd up that jason mrazz song.. sux my dayy.. later no ray of fung shuwaaayy for me!!

and lame tak sakit! i mean nt home sick! real sick! im craving for a porridge!! heeeee (: somebody need, no! MUST PASS EM DISEASES! HAHAHA

2009-01-18T12:26:00.004+08:00

yOha!

hi sucker! this is nicole!

HAHAHAHA! MAN! THIS GIRL IS S-FUN! SHE IS MY FULL TIME LAUGHING PARTNER!

I made this drink, mocha and caramel macchiato..

errr.. im not responsible for finishing the whipped cream and caramel sauce. hehehehehe (:

an evening with shikin enlighten my day (:

This classic watch wrap up my week (:

pic of the week (:

2009-01-17T01:02:00.002+08:00

KHAIRUL!!

- He is in nooo mood with strangers nowdays.. YES! STRANGERS!

Ehh!!

1) who the hell you think you are? ANS: A TOTAL STRANGER! + UNDEFINED!

2) why the hell you pick on me? ANS: Hmmss. attracting my attention? YES!

3) what the hell is your prblm with me? ANS: i d k!

4) where the hell do you belong? ANS: im not kaypo kiak one! i d k loohh!

5) when is the time youre going to hell? ANS: S-O-O-N!

Had many fights with people.. workshop was fun :D

cant wait to start work.. all the best ppl, in life.

say it right - neil furtado

2009-01-15T02:16:00.006+08:00

this morning.. as in on the 14th.. it strucks again.
not feeling well..
cancel all plans with tetarah and aqidah..

and it irritates me to hear many ppl call themselves a loser for they have fail their O's..
HELLO!! HEELLOOO!! BLOOODYY HEELLLOO!

you guys still have ample time here to spend in this world. to learnt your mistakes and be a better person.. me? heh!

if you guys blame it on fate! so can i.. but at the end of the day.. you are the one who will choose which path you want it to be. like i said, paint your world your way...

and that is why i never fail to push myself to the max and make myself contented in every aspect in life.. koz time is running out...

think again, if you think youre a loser, theres some other people out there which are much worse then you.. but have you ever think why they lead a better life than you? koz they paint their life their way and koz its fate that they are like that!. they too dont wannabe at the down side in their life. and koz they understand and accept fate and adapt to it and do smtng for their benefit.

thanks chacha.. you know me truely and im comfortable being with you.. thanks for being there truefriend..

PONYO CUTE PONYO CUTE!!

2009-01-12T11:55:00.004+08:00

K.A.N says (12:00 PM):
AHAHAHHAAH!
»-(¯` £èéñå ´¯)-» results =/ says (12:00 PM):
SASUKE LAKI!
ponyo ppm!
K.A.N says (12:00 PM):
oukhs
icic
takpela
K.A.N says (12:01 PM):
tukar jenis buat seketika
hahhahaa!
»-(¯` £èéñå ´¯)-» results =/ says (12:01 PM):
wakakakaka.ishk tknk ako

this is me, PONYO!! CUTE RIGHT! i know! hmph!

this is maz, SASUKE! HAHAHAHA! SOOO LIKE HER ONE!

Im at the last beat of the race of my life. wish me luck.
Esp FOOD AND NUTRITION *pray pray *
I want to make mama proud. after all those NECESSARY NAGGINGS! that still stuck in my head.. ppheeeww!

INSYA-ALLAH I PASS. AMIN (:

If i pass. i want A PUMA SNEAKERS, FISH AND CO TREAT PLUS VAIO! hehehehheehe!
mama, if i pass.. KA-CHING !!

Dear ALLAH, serukan malaikatmu utuk memberi saye rahmat dan berade di samping saye oke (: I KNOW I DID.. a couple. NO! MANY MANY MISTAKES BUT.. i got reasons to live. i love you (:

2009-01-08T04:28:00.007+08:00

Ohh! FUCK YOU WENDAY! I MISS YOU!! ~
Hi suckers! im now @ mac with chacha and muhd~

sneaaakk out! hahaha! not that rebellious tho' anyway..
HAHAHA! got my parents permission laaa. abeh?

THANKS TENGKU NARTASHA!! I LOVE THE NEW BLOG SKIN!
I LIKE d(^-^,)b.V
- just need a little more edditing of the codes and im done!
- Ohh! fuck you if youre goona give US a cold treatment, pls do cause we aint bother no more of your BLOODYHELL life! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR WORLD! AND FUCK YOUR LIFE, FUCKER!

2009-01-06T21:28:00.002+08:00

I LOVE THIS BITCH! AHAHHAA! shes cool ~ i enjoy every moment with you SUCKER! hahaha!

things gonna be fine (:

Hes insane @#!%^%#%#@$#!!!

Ohh! i miss walking to school with zatzat and ting ting! miss those days badly d(T-T)b

SORRY FOR THE VULGARITIES =)

2009-01-04T21:35:00.008+08:00

Hmss. rather contradicting..

people say your soulmate will have some significant look or feature as you but my mom and dad arnt the same. their looks are wayy different. mom is chubby. dad got mole on his cheek. dad is tall. mom is short and plum. hmmss...

Anyhow!! TURNING 16teen is'nt bad enough what?!

got 2 bdae cake samore! hmph! ahhaa!

SEE!! this is SI BEH GELOJOH KIAK!

Ohh hi zazu! keluang man and SNOOPY?! HAHAH

Last time we met.

khai: ehh asl kau? muke lemau? are you bored?

Dan: tak ah. penat uh.

khai: oukhhs.

today we met:

khai: ehh asl ngn kau? lemau sa muke. kau oke?

Dan: tak uhs. penat uhs.

khai: * -_-* asyik penat jer!

Hi mee! i miss you. may your soul R.I.P thanks eh din! d(ToT)b ..l..

(Ohh! mouth inspired by Sisqa! ahahahaa!!)

2009-01-03T02:25:00.006+08:00

I Own This ~

2009-01-01T03:44:00.004+08:00

ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU, MAHA GUNDU!!

See!!! happy right!! i know one! ahhaha!

Emy Shamimi sebok je!! `@#$%!!!

Ohh! Happy Us (: i know

HAHAHHA! The moment im waiting for! BASH UP!!

MUKE, KALA HANTU GIGI, YOUUUU!!

MANANANGGAL!!

Ohh! hi Sisqa

Baek Izz! Your finest facewash!!

See!! sume kene rasok jady zombie.. dont know what to do!

and Ohh! thanks to nad if the food si behh chow tah! AHAHHAHA! NO LA! thanks nad (: youre great in coooking~

Si Beh Seow ah?!

PICTURE OF THE DAY: OLYMPIC RUNNER! AHAHHAHA! HI NOBITA (:

2009-01-01T00:28:00.005+08:00

Mood: HUNGRY + MAJOR MIGRANE!

That family of six from block 157 is seriously getting on my nerves..

i swear i'll get them.. and wont let them off!

let me be a fox for a day..

pity those locos. CURSE THEM!!!

seriously, they are beyond norm!

i swear if they were beyond poor, they wont even smell any tiny good aid from me! i dont extend my good-fong-shui hands to help the beastly barbaric family!!

i wonder how on earth does he manage on such a beggarly salary? and feed those obnoxious childeren of his. heh! BRATS OF OUR ERA!

they wont be getting any benevolence from me, I SWEAR! cause all my charitable deeds will proceed to datin and family..

seriously.. it grieves me to see you in this state..

ANYHOW! HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2009! SOOO.. the question i want to raise is..

SIR, WHERE IS OUR FAREWELL NIGHT?! HEH! EMPTY PROMISES! well~

TO my dear juniors... dont get eaten up by your sir's good promises koz it resorts to NOTHING~

end of the year heh?.. abok takda!

Waiting for the arrival of : IT !

2008-12-30T02:38:00.007+08:00

WHOAAA!!!!

BLOODYHELL!!!

I FEEL like puke-ing vulgarities now! im on the urge of spurring out all the god-forbid words BLOODY RIGHT NOW!! i swear over the small pea now im munching! IF IT GROWS LIKE ITS FATHER, I SWEAR I'LL teach it! A god-damn-pain-lesson! seriously!

HOTELS. LUXURY! drug and liquor..

and yeah! father and i am the maiden @ home! thanks yea! thanks alot..

CHILL!! CHILL KHAI!! CHILL!!

sentosa with purple

2008-12-28T14:48:00.004+08:00

HOLAA!!! HI SUCKERS!

Today outing was superb! AND FUCK NAMDEV LAAA!! AHAHAHAHA! this bugger irritate me alot, i guess retribution heh. anywayy.. have lots of fun activity there.. played rugby d(^-^,)b.V DOG AND BONE AHAHAHA! cool :D samore uh! AIYAHH VERY FUN LAA TODAY.. HARD TO DESCRIBE..

Sorry but that kaypo-kiak i crop away already.. i know im mean U_U..

but FOR HECK I CARE!

EVIDENCE: RUGBY BALL! AHAHAH!

Whhoooaaaa!!! INCREDIBLE HULK! AAHAHAHA!

Ohh! Hello bernita!

Ohh.. this is me, syahid and sisqa d(^-^,)b.V

Bye Bye SUN T.T

Bernita, YOU SEOW AH?!!!

Ohh! Hello Bernita, hi Khai (:

Ohh my Honey Money! nice right?!! don't lie! because i take!! (: hahahaha

some of the activity uhs. i dont have in the picture cause im the one snap photo while playing (: SISQA!!!! PODAA LAA YOU! DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY! AHAHAHA!!!

Seeee! how semangat theyall play!

2008-12-26T23:56:00.004+08:00

ALOOHHAAA!

HELLO suckers! isyah! gila girl!

Hello alin + vivitar (:

Ohh dope eh? see who took it. ehehehehe! *blush*

Ehh amir! le pakour you think you only can do this uh? i also can one laa! JUMPSTYLE ALSO CAN ONEE!!!

BUT! my mother (Saharimah) taught me not to boast arnd and reveal the potential that i posses.. sooo i need to be humble.. hehhehehe! IF you die die want to see i do le pakour or jumpstyle, I KEPROK YOUR HEAD WITH THIS UMBERELLA!

WHOAAA!! GOOOO wafa-K!

WHOAAA!!! BERAT NK MAMPOS!! `@#$%^!!!

dope shit! hahahaha!

Boleh belah laaa kau!

SIMPLY MAGNIFICIENT!

EEEEEEEEE! hantu cina!! this is ain and she's the MANANANGGAL! tongue very long long one!

I SWEAR! I DONT WANNA RIDE BIKE WITH EMA! BLOODYHELL!

Hello us (:

And before i end my post, i know you all very kaypo-kiak want to see my face right! soo since you all soooo kaypo-kiak! i show you something! ...

Taaaaaaaddaaaa (:

ok gd night! go sleep!